There's a comedian out there named Mitch Hedberg. I've never seen him, but he's got some funny material. The best bit I've heard from him to date:
When you go to a restaurant and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, "Dufrane, party of two. Dufrane, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "Dufrane, party of two, Dufrane, party of two." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. "Bush, party of three." Yeah, what happened to the Dufranes? No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! You fuckers are selfish....the Dufranes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths, and they're hungry!
"Bush, search party of three, you can eat when you find the Dufranes."
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Now THAT's freakin FUNNY! The next time I eat out and this happens, I'm gonna go medieval on the hostess for being an uncaring bitch.
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