Monday, November 15, 2004

Some alibi you turned out to be...

So I'm watching the local news on TV tonight and some reporter is doing a live spot in front of an office building downtown. Something about a school board trustee....

Anyway, off-camera, you hear this screech....CRASH. The reporter barely finishes his sentence, then tells everyone that a vehicle has just crashed into the building not far from where he stands. The cameraperson then wheels the camera around and we see said vehicle, the front well-bonded to the building's facade. Then you see the driver emerge, begin frantically looking around - then ask the reporter, "Did you see that car that was right here?" The reporter says, "No, I just saw you crash into this building."

I'm not making this up folks.....

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