Friday, January 28, 2005

Let me expand on a stolen joke...

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

I mean, did a group of apes attend the staff meeting and say, "Just so you know, we're going to take a pass on the next stage of evolution thing. We're going to stop speaking, do away with tools and leave our houses to the rest of you. I know you think we've gone bananas - and you're right. We've gone completely bananas! In fact, we're ape over bananas. So we're just gonna stay here in the jungle and figure out how to swing from the trees and eat bananas all day."

"Oh.......and you see how the hair's fallen off our butts? That's gonna happen to your whole body someday....."

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