I know this is the latest viral doing the rounds, but I thought it was cute and decided to capture some of what I've received and tweak it a little. These are supposed (I know they're not real) questions posted on an International Tourism site:Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on what you've been drinking - or smoking.
Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure. Bring lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it is true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATMs in
A: Canada still uses beaver pelts for currency. OK, seriously, our ATMs dispense monopoly money.
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of
Q: Which direction is north in
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Start driving. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ... Oh, forget it. Sure, the
Q: Can you tell me the regions in
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in
A: Not since the mad turkey outbreak. I'm kidding, we do......but only on Thanksgiving Day.
Q: Are there supermarkets in
A: No, milk is illegal in our Vegan culture.
Q: I was in
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.
or alternatively A: Yes, and she's expecting $39,000 in child support.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (
A: Yes, but first you will have to learn it.
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