Friday, October 28, 2005

"Friends don't let friends wear Speedos - ever"

The Man Code. Stereotypical, but funny as hell. For example:

6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
14. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.
20. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
33. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch nearby, hang up if necessary.
44. A mans gotta scratch what a mans gotta scratch. This applies to picking as well. Let the man be.
48. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method.


79 in all.........

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