But I don't want to go faster Shania.......

A notorious drunk driver from the Ottawa area has been found not criminally responsible on his latest impaired driving charges because of a mental disorder that makes him believe female celebrities are controlling his actions. Matt Brownlee believed singer Shania Twain was helping him drive. He told psychiatrists that he knew the legal repercussions of his actions, but believed singer Shania Twain was helping him drive. The judge ruled that Brownlee was not criminally responsible for his actions because he suffers from delusions that celebrities such as Twain are communicating with him telepathically.

I knew there was a reason not to play Shania Twain music in my car.......... (or anywhere for that matter). What a control freak!