Saturday, April 15, 2006

Alcohol = Speech impediment

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably - Innovative - Preliminary - Proliferation - Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity - Scandinavian Constitution - Passive-aggressive disorder - Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I've had enough to drink - No sex for me - Sorry, but you're not really my type - I'm not sure I could keep an all dressed pizza down right now - Nah...... no one wants to hear me sing

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