Friday, August 18, 2006

Based on a true story

I'm not saying the local cable internet service company are a bunch of greedy, heartless weasels, but..........

Cable Co: How can I help you today?
Customer: Ummm, yeah. I can't get my wireless network working and I 'm wondering if it has anything to do with the fact we're only on the 'Lite' intern.... [cut off]
Cable Co: You're switched over.
Customer: Wha...?
Cable Co: I've already switched you over.
Customer: To what?
Cable Co: To the faster internet service.
Customer: Oh.
Cable Co: You'll see your new fee on next month's bill.
Customer: But I .......... are you sure that......................... kay thanks.

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