Monday, November 12, 2007

Dumb things I have done to try and impress women

  • Wrote poetry
  • Dyed my hair blond (it came out orange [henna])
  • Learnt to dance like a 'brotha'
  • Wore goofy clothes during the new wave craze of the 80's
  • Put on lots of cologne
  • Permed my hair (yeah.... at the same time as the dye experiment)
  • Drank a bottle of Southern Comfort, straight, in the hot sun, no mix, no ice

These aren't all the things - just the dumb ones.

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