Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Alberta Health Services Bonus Checklist

Emergency room wait times up [check]
Surgery wait times up [check]
Hundreds of front line staff laid off [check]
Health budget in deficit [check]
Funding for new facility construction cut [check]
Wait times so bad that 2nd tier 'for pay' MRI and X-Ray services flourishing [check]
Ensure not enough parking for health staff at facilities [check]
Public perception that health system is completely broken [check]

OK, all goals have been met - hand out the executive bonuses!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

These are contractually obligated bonuses. Where do I go to sign one of these contracts?

B.F.