Things overheard on 'bring your kids to work day'

“Your boss doesn’t seem evil”
"Are you sure Patricia is a woman?"
"I thought you said you work hard all day"
“This toner is pretty tasty”
"George said you don't work overtime... so where do you go Dad?"
“The chair spins too fast, so it’s not my fault that I threw up”
“The woman in this picture on your desk isn’t Mom”
“Bob smells kind of weird”
"This is why I go to school?"
"My dad says he got a raise, why didn't you guys?"