Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Put that in your pipeline...

Apparently Alberta’s government is going to spend money on advertising to counter the negative image and bad press the tar sands have been getting in the US.

I have a better idea. Alberta could spend that money initiating a maintenance program that requires us to turn the flow of oil through the pipeline to the US off for a few weeks. When they start missing our oil real bad, then we explain that if they want the tap turned back on, they should STFU.

I thought about that for a while, then realized that this strategy would just motivate the US to consider invading Canada. They might even hunt down Prime Minister Stephen Harper as a ‘dangerous dictator’. Hmmmm.......

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