Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Population: 2

Buford Wyoming has a (current) population of 2. This could make certain things problematic.
  • Polls.
  • Carolling.
  • Team sports.
  • Having an affair (assuming you're married).
  • Pot lucks.
  • Getting a date (assuming you're single and the 2nd citizen is other than the sex you're interested in).
  • Attaining a quorum at the town hall meeting.
  • Threesomes.

On the other hand, some things could be great.
  • No lineups at the express cashier.
  • Best seats in the house for every concert.
  • Pizza delivered fast.
  • Your Facebook newsfeed will be quick and easy to read.
  • Fewer dropped cell phone calls.
  • Traffic jams nonexistent.
  • You can crank your stereo up as loud as you want. Only one person might care.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

actually I googled the name and there is only one resident living there now. Also There is something called Buford Monument that is a marble 60 foot pyramid built in honor of the two Buford brothers who either owned Union Pacific and/or got congress to pay 50 million for the privilege.