Thursday, June 13, 2013

Top 10 little-known facts about Superman

[stolen directly from The Late Show with David Letterman]

10. "S" on his suit stands for "suit"
9. His father: Jor-el -- his brother: Pur-el
8. Works at the Daily Planet for the health insurance
7. Can't fly anywhere without connecting in Atlanta
6. Secretly enjoys dressing as Wonder Woman
5. Owes super strength to anti-aging clinic in Miami
4. On average day, three collisions with geese
3. Once sneezed and froze his dog
2. With phone booths disappearing, now changes in Starbucks
1. Once had to call doctor because "man of steel" lasted for four hours

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