I'm in the club

"I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.

How'd it start anyway?

I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread.

So do I!

Well let's form a club then.

Alright, but we need more stipulations.

Yes we do; instead of cutting the sandwich once, let's cut it again.

Yes, four triangles, and we will position them into a circle. In the middle we will dump chips. Or potato salad.

Okay.

I got a question for ya, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?

I'm for 'em!

Well this club is formed; spread the word on menus nationwide.

I like my sandwiches with alfalfa sprouts.

Well then you're not in the fuckin' club!"

~Mitch Hedberg