Thursday, April 10, 2014

Airline sayings

Slam-Clicker: A flight attendant who either doesn’t socialize after a flight or is too tired to — they go straight to their hotel room, slam the door and click the lock.
George: Autopilot. “I’ll let George take over.”
Cowboys: Cargo Operators.
Ramp-rat: Ground crew.
Crop Dusting: When flight attendants walk down the aisle and fart.
Gate lice: The people who gather around the gate right before boarding so they can be first on the plane.
Two-for-one special: The plane touches down on landing, bounces up, then touches down again.

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