"Your kids don't leave until the pizza is DONE!"

I'm driving by this place on McLeod Trail and the sign says (in big writing) EMPIRE SHISHA, then (in small writing) And Pizza Lounge.

All I could think was (in even smaller writing) 'and child daycare'.

Then I imagined what the TV ad for that would look like:

"Your kids don't leave until the pizza is DONE!"

Then I pictured the kids lighting the hookahs.

"Come on down to Empire Shisha. Have a pizza and a hookah and then take your kids home."

Disclaimer: Parents must supply hair nets for their kids.