Friday, November 03, 2017

The downside of home schooling


  • It's no fun if the lunch lady is Mom.
  • Band class is ultra boring.
  • You're not likely to get a yearbook.
  • If you're sick, you still might have to attend class.
  • No wall of alumni pictures to inspire you.
  • No boy's or girl's bathroom to smoke in.
  • It's no fun if the janitor is Mom.
  • Every class has the same damned teacher....
  • No library.
  • It's no fun to throw the dodge ball at Mom.
  • Nobody to pass secret notes to.
  • Prom will probably be in the garage.
  • The bus never shows up, but you still have to go to school.
  • If you play hookey, Mom goes looking for you.
  • No funny jokes written in text books from past year students.

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