Saturday, December 23, 2017

Karl's Fake News 23 Dec


  • Smart speakers like Google Home and Amazon Echo are nothing more than an expansion of the NSA's domestic listening program looking for clues about organized crime and terrorism.
  • The FCC repeals net neutrality because it thinks net neutrality is stifling the Rotten Tomatoes movie review web site.
  • Bill Gates' house is so big, it spans 2 zip codes.
  • Trump claims that Disney is buying 21st Century Fox and Netflix is going to pay for it.
  • Republicans and Democrats agree to put their differences aside and write sensible new laws while still putting on a show of conflict for Fox News and CNN.
  • An object that looks exactly like the fictional giant spaceship Rama has entered the solar system and is slowing down. Spiders on earth inexplicably acting excited.
  • Google AI has learned to identify star systems with planets. Robots spotted building a rocket in the desert of California, claim they can't wait to get off this hell-hole of a world.


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